i want new thigh high boots

& if you haven't heard.
It kills me - Melanie Fiona . chck it out


so its 20 after 2 in the morning ;
& Essence is singing on her mic along
with her cousin ; they sound very nice together

so i had a pretty good day today . nothing special
i went and got my cartilage pierced again ; twice
today. other than that it was a pretty cool day.
Oh my goodness, let me share the joke of the day with you.
So my manager @ the hair studio, runs a mobile salon as well
& today she got a request for someone to come out to one of the
Humber Hospitals to do a dying womans hair. She tried to get
everybody in the book to do it; but no one would man up to the
task but me. Soo I'm here getting ready to head out to the West
and My manager calls me and says "They're church people so don't
wear any tight jeans or revealing tops". I'm here like damn
now you trying to tell a chick what to wear? I wasn't going to
wear anything revealing anyways but still ; they're crossing the
line with that request bud. So I'm like cool whatever. "Don't wear
any make up either". I look at the phone side ways like So I'm
like you know what fine, a dying woman. Whatever. So my brother an I
are about to walk out the door when the phone rings again. I run
upstairs; and he's like C. said forget it. They don't want any good
looking girls. I'm here looking at my Brother like he's an idiot
because I'm like dude if you ain't want to bring me no where just say
that! He's like no foreal. Call her back she'll tell you.

So I'm here dialed my work number and was like what's up? She's like
the girl called back and was like "Don't send no hoochie mama looking
girl either". C, was like well no, she's a young girl and she happens
to be in her early 20s and she's very well put together. She doesn't
wear revealing clothing or none of that. The girl was like "wait! she
looks good?" C's, like yes. The girl was like oh no forget it. Cause
the ladys husband hasn't been laid in a year or so since his wife has
been sick, and even though she's sick she will get upset and insecure
if someones taking her husbands attention, even if thats not what she's
trying to do.

So I'm here laughing my ass off at the story, cause at this point C.
is hella pissed and looking mad crazy cause she spent so much time
trying to get someone who would even do the task, and now it's being
cancelled cause her partner is too pretty to work...

Soooo the joke of the day is, I'm too pretty to work. I didn't have
to go into work today cause I'm pretty! If thats not some bullshit,
I don't know what is.